Film Critic

Things I that annoy me in a movie:

• people brushing teeth without using toothpaste
• when someone or a group of people are singing to a song out loud, they will sing at half a beat slower than the singer in the song
• the scene where character A tries out a 32 different outfits at a dressing room until character B agrees on the perfect outfit, which will always be the very last one tried (never outfit number 2 or 4, or a combination of pieces from various outfits).

Things I like in a movie:

• moments of contemplative silence
• the sound of wooden floors creaking softly (but not in horror movies)
• unexpected, well-timed appearance of a cat (even in horror movies)